Threadkiller Mk XI

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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Should I be worried/disturbed?
 
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Should I be worried/disturbed?

No, just keep me and Beo happy, or else...

I would say be very concerned

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The key really is to get rid of as much identifiable parts of a body as quickly as possible. Body disposal is one thing, but the destruction of bone (specifically the telltale bones like the skull, spine and pelvis) and destruction of DNA evidence is crucial. Also you might want to destroy all tools and clothing you used during the body disposal. I would also recommend you try not get too the intended victims blood or any part that could potentially link you back on any property (buildings, car, clothing, etc) that have any connection with you whatsoever.
 
The key really is to get rid of as much identifiable parts of a body as quickly as possible. Body disposal is one thing, but the destruction of bone (specifically the telltale bones like the skull, spine and pelvis) and destruction of DNA evidence is crucial. Also you might want to destroy all tools and clothing you used during the body disposal. I would also recommend you try not get too the intended victims blood or any part that could potentially link you back on any property (buildings, car, clothing, etc) that have any connection with you whatsoever.

That's my cue to leave the TK...
 
And to your username :rolleyes:


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Hello, how is everyone... including resident "may or may not be" serial killers.:)

The image wars thread is killing me:D
 
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