Threadkiller Mk XIII
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Solitude
Mr. Nice Guy
murfle
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I'm jealous!
Solitude
Mr. Nice Guy
FarligOpptreden
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So guess who's spending the day in hospital after a trip to ER on Saturday evening? 
Wyvern
Khaleesi
So guess who's spending the day in hospital after a trip to ER on Saturday evening?
noooo whats wrong?
Solitude
Mr. Nice Guy
So guess who's spending the day in hospital after a trip to ER on Saturday evening?
Oh no! What's wrong?
FarligOpptreden
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Started off as kidney stones, but now I'm not so sure anymore... So now I'm here for tests. I have a family history of kidney failure, so better safe than sorry I suppose.
Wyvern
Khaleesi
Eish shout if there is anything we can do to help. I know Im far away but the offer is there
Solitude
Mr. Nice Guy
Sorry to hear that. I hope the tests bring good results. Good luck!
FarligOpptreden
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Thanks Wyv and Soli.
DieGrootHammer
Daddy TK
Good morning everyone. The days are getting less and less for me here in Cape Town. Kinda sad, but also very enthusiastic about the move.
Also, get well soon [MENTION=297]FarligOpptreden[/MENTION], sorry to hear about your health issues. I'll see if I've got an extra Greater Health Potion in my inventory.
Also, get well soon [MENTION=297]FarligOpptreden[/MENTION], sorry to hear about your health issues. I'll see if I've got an extra Greater Health Potion in my inventory.
Wyvern
Khaleesi
I can promise you, you will love Aus and thrive there for what ever time you are there. Its in your nature to do well no matter where you go. Im just sad cos I am going to miss my friend. Op wie se donnerse bank gaan ek nou slaap na ons gemovie het of gegame het???
En kyk na hulle monopoly geld!
Australia was the first country in the world to have a complete system of bank notes made from plastic (polymer). These notes provide much greater security against counterfeiting. The polymer notes are cleaner than paper notes, are more durable and easily recyclable.
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PsychoFish
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The only thing I have against Australia is that every single damn mammal, reptile and insect seems to be designed to kill or maim
Wyvern
Khaleesi
Bwahahahahahahahaha and the floods and fires
But I loved it there for the 6 weeks I spent there.
PsychoFish
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Bwahahahahahahahaha and the floods and fires
But I loved it there for the 6 weeks I spent there.
Quick guide to Australian animals
There are around 520 species of spider wriggling around Australia, most of which are extremely venomous and will not hesitate to bite if you encroach their turf
Saltwater crocodiles these unholy creatures typically wreak havoc in the sea and defy logic by eating pretty much anything, even other badass predators
Australia's climate is dominated "by the hot, sinking air of the subtropical high pressure belt which moves north and south with the seasons", it can get mad hot.
There's actually a break in Australia where the ocean is filled with so much self-hatred it crashes in on itself with the fury of a thousand Danny Bonaduces. And one day, someone thought to himself, "Hmm... that death-filled 40ft wall of ocean slightly resembles a wave; I shall go forth and surf it, because Australia!
Lurking around the streets of Woolloomooloo (best Sydney neighborhood name, ever), there is a strange creature that science has dubbed the Russell Crowe.
The seemingly wussy-looking mollusk called the Cone snail has evolved with an utterly non-rad radular tooth that can be launched out of its mouth like a harpoon at unsuspecting prey. After that, the snarpoon will pump you full of neurotoxins, ensuring that you puke and crap yourself until the poison has successfully filtered through your bloodstream.
Most noteworthy, the Great White. When these mega-fish aren't kicking it with their best buds, the saltwater crocs, they're eating whatever the hell they can wrap their 222 razor-sharp teeth into (hint: that's anything that moves)
Kangaroos; This unsuspecting marsupial edged out the diminutive baby-feasting dingo in the fight for the Outback's most cuddly killer.
Giant Centipedes aka the insect spawn of Satan is naturally equipped with a pair of venomous claws that sting its victims, because having scores of legs running haphazardly in no particular direction isn't terrifying enough.
If you're STILL thinking about taking a dip in the alluring, azure waters off Oz, this spineless, floating pain-palace'll put the brakes on that plan. Enter the Box jelly: an extremely venomous and dangerous killer whose complete insouciance and disregard for life would make a small child cry. It'll sting you, realize it can't eat you, then just keep swimming around to enjoy your agonizing pain.
Here's a quote from the victim of one such Stonefishing: "Imagine having each knuckle, then wrist, elbow, and shoulder being hit with a sledgehammer over the course of about an hour. Then imagine taking a real kicking to both kidneys for about 45min."
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