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No a 32 Player and TDM servers. My ping fluctuated between 18 - 60, but the back and forth movements caused by lag are/were excessive.
 
ROFL LOLs and everything funny. I'm using betterbattlelog (http://getbblog.com/) and have put JudgeV(P)oo on my radar list.

I'm not going anywhere near that ^&*% hacker/glitcher/exploiter (call him what you want) again, thank you.
 
Joining an Empty, Full or Half-Full server, this is what I'm getting for the past hour or so...

You were disconnected from EA Online (1)

Nevermind, I didn't see this;

NOTICE Backend maintenance is undergoing impacting the ability to join games. Estimated time of completion 11:00 UTC

 
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64 player server?
I dont even bother joining a 64 player server.
32 player is where its at.
Jip 32 Player is great but 64 is actioned packed.

PS Heckers - btw stand still next time so I can kill you faster :P

Kurike looks like we playing you guys tonight ;)
 
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Jip 32 Player is great but 64 is actioned packed.

PS Heckers - btw stand still next time so I can kill you faster :P

Kurike looks like we playing you guys tonight ;)

lol yeah, from a friendly to a proper DGL clannie haha should be a goodie!
 
Guys, I've been looking to join a game these days but all the servers seem pretty darn empty. What servers are you guys playing on the most these days? It seems Dota2 killed my BF3 time - so I'm kinda out of the loop.
 
Guys, I've been looking to join a game these days but all the servers seem pretty darn empty. What servers are you guys playing on the most these days? It seems Dota2 killed my BF3 time - so I'm kinda out of the loop.

Well we all play everynight most play pickups too, but there are always full servers try doing a filter and sort by players in the Africa region.
 
Guys, I've been looking to join a game these days but all the servers seem pretty darn empty. What servers are you guys playing on the most these days? It seems Dota2 killed my BF3 time - so I'm kinda out of the loop.

There are plenty of servers still that are full.
Mainly conquest large though. And tdm.
 
I've noticed something today, what, with all the horrific lag ... Sniper are the predominant species. They're literally everywhere.
 
I've noticed something today, what, with all the horrific lag ... Sniper are the predominant species. They're literally everywhere.

Noobs flock to the sniper class. This is true in every game.
With sniper they can stand faaaaar at the back and after finally getting a kill on a guy standing still.... after 5 minutes and 20 shots they think to themselves "Im awesome!"
 
Battle report - Damavand Peak - Rush

Special mention: Played with the legend JudgePoo

SO i jump onto a DP Rush server last night to poon some fellow Siblets and guess who jumps onto the same server!?!? BestOfServer....sorry i mean JudgePoo and on my side nogal, so i thought i would help this gaming god out by joining his squad and provide him with cover, so i went medic and equipped smoke cause when you are defending MCOMS, smoke is your BFF, love-of-ur-life, must have accessory.

So i spawn on my hero and see he is in serious trouble, after taking out a squad and a half , he was 6-0 and he was surrounded and looking in dire straits so i lob a smoke shell right at his feet so he can get away, but i am such a noob that i didn't realise the JP was actually lulling the enemy into a false sense of security cause he quickly dispatched another 3 guys through my pathetic attempts to provide smoke cover for him. Undaunted, i carried on planting smoke at his feet/chest/face to help cover him to teach the noobs how it's done, but unfortuantely all good things must come to an end and after going 19-0 he went down, i was going to revive him, but my paddles just would not deploy (super-sad :( ) but he quickly respawned and carried on his onslaught.

To my horror, he started to ask for me to be banned :O my hero, my inspiration.......wanted me banned.....to say i was shocked was to say a whale cried a hundred tears when see a unicorn flying of a rainbow :(, but luckily Mephisto (server admin) saw my attempts as trying to help him and after i explained myself (i said " i'm fighting the law, i hate Judges")and polite refused and asked me to try help others instead and i saw the errors of my ways.

i still don't understand why JP was upset, my smoke was obviously helping cause at the end of the round he was 42-3 so my smoke must have been helping!

Alas my poor KD suffered, but it's a small price to pay to support this gamimg god :D

till the next time JP, i'll be right behind you, smoking your face :P Mwah!

I'm sure I heard HIM singing Smoke Gets In My Eyes ;)

LOL I was there when the above happened, I laughed so hard, until I joined the opposing team.....
 
Noobs flock to the sniper class. This is true in every game.
With sniper they can stand faaaaar at the back and after finally getting a kill on a guy standing still.... after 5 minutes and 20 shots they think to themselves "Im awesome!"
"Im awesome", until "I'm knifed by a player who actually has skill unlike me".
 
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