Battle report - Damavand Peak - Rush
Special mention: Played with the legend JudgePoo
SO i jump onto a DP Rush server last night to poon some fellow Siblets and guess who jumps onto the same server!?!? BestOfServer....sorry i mean JudgePoo and on my side nogal, so i thought i would help this gaming god out by joining his squad and provide him with cover, so i went medic and equipped smoke cause when you are defending MCOMS, smoke is your BFF, love-of-ur-life, must have accessory.
So i spawn on my hero and see he is in serious trouble, after taking out a squad and a half , he was 6-0 and he was surrounded and looking in dire straits so i lob a smoke shell right at his feet so he can get away, but i am such a noob that i didn't realise the JP was actually lulling the enemy into a false sense of security cause he quickly dispatched another 3 guys through my pathetic attempts to provide smoke cover for him. Undaunted, i carried on planting smoke at his feet/chest/face to help cover him to teach the noobs how it's done, but unfortuantely all good things must come to an end and after going 19-0 he went down, i was going to revive him, but my paddles just would not deploy (super-sad

) but he quickly respawned and carried on his onslaught.
To my horror, he started to ask for me to be banned :O my hero, my inspiration.......wanted me banned.....to say i was shocked was to say a whale cried a hundred tears when see a unicorn flying of a rainbow

, but luckily Mephisto (server admin) saw my attempts as trying to help him and after i explained myself (i said " i'm fighting the law, i hate Judges")and polite refused and asked me to try help others instead and i saw the errors of my ways.
i still don't understand why JP was upset, my smoke was obviously helping cause at the end of the round he was 42-3 so my smoke must have been helping!
Alas my poor KD suffered, but it's a small price to pay to support this gamimg god
till the next time JP, i'll be right behind you, smoking your face

Mwah!