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Farmer James Stirton found this 54cm wide, 20kg, burnt-up ball on his remote western Queensland farm. The object, named 2006-047-C, has been identified by scientists as space junk. It was a helium or nitrogen tank from a rocket that had probably been used to blast a US solar satellite into space.

Falling space junk is not as uncommon as people might think. There is about 5000 tonnes' worth of operational and non-operational satellites and space junk in orbit at any one time. There are things like this re-entering the the Earth's atmosphere every week and the predictions can be quite uncertain about where it is going to come down.


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It is a home-doughnut maker. You place the dough on top of the contraption and press it down. You will then create the hole in the middle of the doughnut. The end results should look something like this:

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It looks like a Ming Dynasty cake stand. These were traditionally made by trained virgins on the outskirts of villages. Materials usually included whale fat, grounded monkey intestine, porcelain, and seaweed. It is said that Lao Tzu had a mistress that made one for another man, and was promptly executed for cheating on the father of Taoism. After this tragic event, all makers of these cake stands had to be virgins for life.
 
Whoever was in charge of the production of that meme, did not pay any kind of attention during the Mars Attacks feature. The true pronuncseenation is "Dack tak Lak tack".

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It's a device used to crush the hopes and dreams of pre-pubescent children. Machine washable with a detachable handle.
 
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