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18 months to 5 year old children love to spin and spin on this device as they turn the steering wheel. Adult assembly is required due to small parts. For children up to 45 lbs.

So it's sit and spin device?
 
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It is the cornerstone of Apple's plans for concurring the world.
Look carefully. There is a black radiation symbol on it.

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So the logical conclusion is that this is a personal, small scale, nuclear bomb designed to be added to the iPhone 6. Apple will be able to trigger these bombs remotely when needed (like when a customer starts looking at Android phones in a store).
Once they have shipped millions of these iNukes, they'll have an army inside every embassy, government and Starbucks on the planet.
At this point, the brain and stomach of Steve Jobs
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(transplanted into a purple circus bear named Boskov) will emerge, holding the world for ransom.

And that is why there has never been a better time to stock up on tinned food, bottled water and ammunition.
 
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It is the cornerstone of Apple's plans for concurring the world.
Look carefully. There is a black radiation symbol on it.

stock-vector-radioactive-symbol-2888099.jpg


So the logical conclusion is that this is a personal, small scale, nuclear bomb designed to be added to the iPhone 6. Apple will be able to trigger these bombs remotely when needed (like when a customer starts looking at Android phones in a store).
Once they have shipped millions of these iNukes, they'll have an army inside every embassy, government and Starbucks on the planet.
At this point, the brain and stomach of Steve Jobs
gae019.gif

(transplanted into a purple circus bear named Boskov) will emerge, holding the world for ransom.

And that is why there has never been a better time to stock up on tinned food, bottled water and ammunition.

Well, I'm now not even gonna try after this magnificent answer. You have just won all the internets ever sir. Juice can sommer start sending you your bag right now.
 
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Engineering technician Brad Ruprecht used a multi-material 3D printer to produce these self-sealing suction cup prototypes for Chad Kessens, a robotic manipulation researcher. An expanded robotic grasping capability could improve the way emergency response teams observe areas of devastation by increasing the effectiveness of robotic operations while reducing human risk at dangerous on-site locations. Now on its fourth iteration of the design, the self-sealing suction cup ranges anywhere in size from the palm of a hand to the point of a fingertip. Four fingertip cups can pick up a bottle of wine.


Well done mister44, you are the winner as your answer proved to be 100% accurate. Your bag has been dispatched, please remove the vegetables and Pee-Wee Herman before use:

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its what a Zombie's brain looks like after just feeding on fresh humans, after being hit by lava from an exploding volcano, after the lava has cooled down
 
Well done mister44, you are the winner as your answer proved to be 100% accurate. Your bag has been dispatched, please remove the vegetables and Pee-Wee Herman before use:

Woohoo! I won!

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You know that 70s movie "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"? Let's just say after this find, it's been placed under review to be re-classified as a documentary.

it's a rare look inside Mister 44's brain

Might explain the migraines I've been having.
 
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