What Izzit!?

[Cara]

You use it in your garden to roll up your hosepipe....

 

[foozball3000]

You use it in your garden to roll up your hosepipe....

If you trim the hedges better, it wouldn't be necessary

 

[Roomys]

i reckon its something that distributes a flavored food item like candy floss or Wine (for adults)

on the other hand it could be a device to auto roll Di for lazy DND players....

 

[TBlaar]

It's a Dildo

 

[Cara]

It's a Dildo

Ouch! :wtf:

 

[Roomys]

It's a Dildo

Good god man! What toys do you have!

 

[Ike_009]

It's an Alien grammar nazi stamp of approval

 

[Roomys]

Could it possibly be a cake holder?

 

[Juice]

This item is to toddlers what a flytrap is to flies.

 

[MetalSoup]

This item is to toddlers what a flytrap is to flies.

It traps and kills pesky toddlers? Where can I get one?

 

[Ser_Bunnylot]

It's the artifact of power that turned the good old Eugene into an evil red Eugene.

 

[foozball3000]

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According to page 10,956,213 of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ford Perfect claims that it is a grammar correction device for use when time traveling. It will, for instance, convert a sentence said in the present tense to the Future Semi-Conditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional.

This model is for children, as the adult version seems to permanently damage children's imaginations.

 

[Roomys]

It traps and kills pesky toddlers? Where can I get one?

Haha +rep Mr Pig!

Candy floss maker / stringer etc?

 

[MalicE]

an infant rotissomat

 

[Cara]

It's a contraption you carry around to tie your infant outside when you go to a restaurant or mall. You will then have a cheaper bill and shorter grocery list.


and this is why I don't have children

 

[TBlaar]

It's a very kak Yoyo...

 

[matt]

Office chair for beginners. Helps children learn how to spin in a chair so that they can be extra efficient at office chair spinning when they join the workforce. The next model up has wheels.

 

[Cara]

This is a example of a deformed spinning top/draai tol. It's a toy designed to be spun rapidly on the ground, the motion of which causes it to remain precisely balanced on its tip because of inertia. But as we can see in the picture, the top has no tip. This one was developed in the designing stages and so they realized after this one was made, it needs a tip.

 

[Juice]

Four of our colleagues were hurt, severely, when they fell off their Sibi Henry IV high chairs, after being exposed to this:

It's a very kak Yoyo...

Occupational hazard? Indeed. But please be more careful next time.


Answer

18 months to 5 year old children love to spin and spin on this device as they turn the steering wheel. Adult assembly is required due to small parts. For children up to 45 lbs.



The winner is DieGrootHammer. Your bag:

 

[MalicE]

dammit! I never win anymore