35 classic gaming quotes

Remember Dawn of War:

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded - Librarian
Walk softly, and carry a big gun - Force Commander
Do you hear the voices, too? - Chaos Space Marines
Sanity is for the weak! - Chaos Cultists
 
Two unit qoutes I'll never forget

"To the bay !" - age of Empires
"Something needs doing ?" Warcraft 3

Those shaped my vocabulary for a long time.
 
"HoHoHo I got a Machine Gun" Die Hard PS1 game.

"Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret comin' to Earth, and we most definetly regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" Sgt Johnson From Halo 2.

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" -Johnson's speech on Legendary from Halo 1
 
The warhammer setting in general has a ton of great sayings.

"What I can't crush with words, I'll crush with the tanks of the Imperial Guard" - Lord Solar Macharius
 
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa your self-Serious sam first encounter.

I will rip of your head and shit down your neck-Duke nukem 3d.

Peace through power-Slavick Tib sun.

Boom baby-Unreal tournament 99

Kane lives-Kane tib sun

Look ma I'm a lumberjack-Serous Sam second encounter.
 
This is my favourite from gears of war

Dominic Santiago: [hearing odd sound] Did you hear that? What the hell's that sound?
Marcus Fenix: It's just the wind.
Dominic Santiago: Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?
 
I remember this one from Jade Empire when one of the NPC's get a cure for drunkenness from his guard:
"That stuff tastes like vomit baked in a glaze of goat hair and garnished with a sprinkling of horse dung."
 
BLASPHEMY. NO QUOTE FROM SHODAN! SIES

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?" SHODAN - System Shock (PC)
 
"Diplomacy is great when it works, but is alot harder to implement when everyone already perceives you as a threat." Illusive Man Mass Effect 2
 
haha, what makes it better/scary is the actual character voices in my head reading their parts

'Fire it up!' 'Bring it on' 'Lets burn' - Firebat Starcraft
'Ghost reporting' 'Somebody call for an exterminator?' - Ghost Startcraft

'It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and am all outta gum!'
'Hail to the King, baby' - - Duke Nukem

'Stop poking me' - Peasent Warcraft 2 (repeatedly clicking on a worker)

“Shake it, baby!” - Agent Tanya Red Alert II

'Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!' - Cheshire Cat American McGee's Alice

'Don't be a slowpoke, Mr Bubbles. Angels don't wait for slowpokes' - Little Sister Bioshock

'The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world' - Half life 2

'They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over'
'One thing you can count on: You push a man too far, and sooner or later he'll start pushing back'
'In this hall of mirrors built by liars. I am a pale reflection of myself' - Max payne

'I'll get you!' ' Revenge!' 'Oh no' - Worms

'Most people think time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction. But I have seen the face of time, and I can tell you they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm' - Prince of persia Sands of time

*How disappointed I was that they ruined the Max Payne movie, it had such potential...
Won`t surprise me if max payne 3 is a flop. Have high hopes for the POP movie.
 
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"If it weren't for these damned neural implants, you'd be a smoking crater by now." - Terran Marine, Starcraft.

"Armour Superiority" - GDI Mamoth Tank, C&C3 (I dunno, I just like it.)

"Ya! Vat do you vant!?" - Wermacht Pioneers, Company of Heroes.

"Give a man some bullets, he will want a gun. Give a man that gun, and he will be handing out the bullets" - Sam 'Serious' Stone, Serious Sam 2 (Sitation needed on the exact wording, but it's close enough.)

"No sense crying over every mistake, just keep on trying until you run out of cake." - Glados

"These guys have seriously lost their heads." - Sam 'Serious' Stone, Serious Sam: The First Encounter.

"Maybe I'll shoot left handed" - Lt. Nick 'Havoc' Parker, C&C renegade.

"What kind name is 'Soap' anyways? Sounds like a Muppet" - Cpt. Price, CoD4

"I sence a soul in search of answers." - Protoss Observer, observing something from diablo that I don't quite remeber.

"Oh, so I guess I'm a dirty little cheater now." - Logan, when entering cheat codes. Tachyon: The Fringe.

"No prisoners, no survivors" - Gradenko, C&C Red Alert 1.

"High speed, low drag" - Most Allied vehicles in Red Alert 2, and only the IFV in Yuri's Revenge.

"Rev up the whizzers!" - Yuri Gattling Tank, RA2 Yuri's revenge.

"You're the king? I didn't vote for you." - Human Worker, Warcraft 3

"I bare gifts." - Chinese Nucklear Artilery, C&C Generals.
 
Armed and Dangerous:
Rexus: [using a Jedi Mind trick] You don't need to see our papers.
Guards: [under Rexus's control] We don't need to see your papers.
Rexus: You're um... you're um...
Guards: [under Rexus's control] We're um... we're um...
Rexus: Quick! What should I say to them? I'm running out of power!
Guards: [under Rexus's control] Quick, what should he say to us? He's running out of power.
Q: Tell them they're both teapots!
Jonesy: No, Scottish miners!
Rome: Look, just tell 'em we're not the ones they're looking for.
Rexus: Wait, I got it! You're both... *French*!
Guards: [drop their guns and throw their hands up] We surrender!
[run away]

some south american guy in hitman: Say hello to my little friend!

AOE monk: Hoyoyo...

Spiderking in WarCraft 3: Kinky!
 
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Shatter their skies! - Dawn of War, Imperial Guard Basilisk

I came from behind! - Warcraft 3, Gyrocopter

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!
I've studied species, Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology),
because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian -
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!
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-Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2
 
Warcraft 3 has a lot of classic phrases. Repeatedly clicking on a unit made them say other stuff instead of the usual command. I remember the Mountain King saying something about his brothers being kings of hills and valleys and he'd be king too if he didn't kick so much ass
 
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