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Kurike said:
Battle report - Damavand Peak - Rush

Special mention: Played with the legend JudgePoo

SO i jump onto a DP Rush server last night to poon some fellow Siblets and guess who jumps onto the same server!?!? BestOfServer....sorry i mean JudgePoo and on my side nogal, so i thought i would help this gaming god out by joining his squad and provide him with cover, so i went medic and equipped smoke cause when you are defending MCOMS, smoke is your BFF, love-of-ur-life, must have accessory.

So i spawn on my hero and see he is in serious trouble, after taking out a squad and a half , he was 6-0 and he was surrounded and looking in dire straits so i lob a smoke shell right at his feet so he can get away, but i am such a noob that i didn't realise the JP was actually lulling the enemy into a false sense of security cause he quickly dispatched another 3 guys through my pathetic attempts to provide smoke cover for him. Undaunted, i carried on planting smoke at his feet/chest/face to help cover him to teach the noobs how it's done, but unfortuantely all good things must come to an end and after going 19-0 he went down, i was going to revive him, but my paddles just would not deploy (super-sad :( ) but he quickly respawned and carried on his onslaught.

To my horror, he started to ask for me to be banned :O my hero, my inspiration.......wanted me banned.....to say i was shocked was to say a whale cried a hundred tears when see a unicorn flying of a rainbow :(, but luckily Mephisto (server admin) saw my attempts as trying to help him and after i explained myself (i said " i'm fighting the law, i hate Judges")and polite refused and asked me to try help others instead and i saw the errors of my ways.

i still don't understand why JP was upset, my smoke was obviously helping cause at the end of the round he was 42-3 so my smoke must have been helping!

Alas my poor KD suffered, but it's a small price to pay to support this gamimg god :D

till the next time JP, i'll be right behind you, smoking your face :P Mwah!
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Quite a riveting story! Well done!

On a side note, I think everyone should start "supporting" this god of gaming as you did, well done star member of society! xD
 
We should start adding BestOnServer and JudgeVoo on the radar then join on him and record his games.he's going to slip up and EA/Dice will be full of shame for letting a hacker go.
 
Heckers said:
Noobs flock to the sniper class. This is true in every game.
With sniper they can stand faaaaar at the back and after finally getting a kill on a guy standing still.... after 5 minutes and 20 shots they think to themselves "Im awesome!"
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Played sniper last night on Caspian border, did not really go for kills used my class more for scouting and spotting as well as directing the flow of my team, works really well. Other than that after the new patch I can snipe for Sh*t feels floaty and shots have no punch anymore.
 
It tends to be a pain sometimes,if i am arguing with someone and i type like that they will immediately take notice and attack it.
 
apologize?,for what? :p

I just mean in the various arguments i have with people i sometimes type whatever pops into my head because i usually don't take arguments seriously.
 
I've noticed over the past few weeks; if you kill someone using a gun that they themself find difficult to use, or that they dislike, you're instantly a "Gun Name" noob. Or the "Gun Name" is a "gay" weapon. This is usually why I just keep my chat screen hidden. Someone's always b*tchin'. It's childish and becoming really annoying.
 
[H]agan said:
I've noticed over the past few weeks; if you kill someone using a gun that they themself find difficult to use, or that they dislike, you're instantly a "Gun Name" noob. Or the "Gun Name" is a "gay" weapon. This is usually why I just keep my chat screen hidden. Someone's always b*tchin'. It's childish and becoming really annoying.
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People will usually say that about Tube which aint difficult to kill with. This mainly counts on metro.
Or recently about the MASS/Dart with heavy barrel because it is bugged and way overpowered.
If you use any of the above then you are a "Gun Name" noob because the "Gun Name" is "gay".
Otherwise you are all good.
 
every time i got killed pre-patch by the Usas or 320 i just typed "LOL usas/320" , it showed no anger but conveyed the right amount of "OMB you are pathetic" undertone :)

post-patch, it's just the 320 and Dart with heavy barrel
 
but

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played one of the most hectic nerve wrecking clannies last night, IT WAS EPIC!

WP R4C3 and Sky!! and the the rest of SS, gees after that second round on Metro, i was ready to down a few beers LOL


R4C3, your tags are so much shiny up close :P
 
Kurike said:
but

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played one of the most hectic nerve wrecking clannies last night, IT WAS EPIC!

WP R4C3 and Sky!! and the the rest of SS, gees after that second round on Metro, i was ready to down a few beers LOL


R4C3, your tags are so much shiny up close :P
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Yeah dude it was epic, glad you like them ;). How many games do you think ended with a 8 ticket win for SS and a 20 ticket win for SiB on two different maps wow......

The other two was runaway victories tho for you guys...
 
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