I agree with Tank, I may have waited almost half my life for this game, but I'm not going to be unrealistic about it and expect it to include a free hooker mode where your pc sucks your dick and by pressing Ctrl + Alt + Del you initiate a Nuke Button where you access a mini game, where you control Real Life Nuclear Warheads and get to bomb whatever you want.
Nor am I thinking the game will win game of the year or be the most awesome thing you've ever seen. Like in another 14 years when the next Duke is is overdue to be released and you think back to this release of Duke, your eyes won't start to shed tears of manly blood at the shear awesomeness it was.
NO! I expect a childish game, with loads of toilet humour, a few new Duke Nukem catchphrases and I can't wait for the Shrink Ray and the Devastator!!!