Favourite Game Quotes

Borderlands 2
"Ahhh ahhhahahahahhhahhh!!! -- I smell deliciouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!"
-- Plague Rat (when killed using a fire/incendiary weapon)
 
John Marsten from Red Dead Redemption

"Miss, that bosom is proof that there is a god!"

"It ain't no secret I didn't get these scars falling over in church."

Jack Marsten - when spurring his horse to a gallop
"Work, ya damn nag!"

sounds cooler when he does it
 
"Die like a fucking dog"- Crysis 1

"Can I have some shoe's?" -GLA builder units in Generals

"Overlord is ready- Chinese overlord tanks Generals

"Sir, go easy on the F.N.G"- Call of duty MW

"Wys jou tande dan skiet ek hulle flenters"-Farcry 2
 
"The body is but a vessel for the soul.
A puppet which bends to the soul's tyranny.
And lo, the body is not eternal,
for it must feed on the flesh of others,
lest it return to the dust whence it came.
Therefore must the soul deceive, despise, and murder men."
From one of my most cherished games.
 
Ha! So what if I am, huh? Anyways, I work better when I'm drunk. It makes me fearless! If I see a bad guy, I'll just point my sword at him. And saaaaaay "HEY! Bad guy! You're not s'pposed to be here! Go home or I'll stick you with my sword...'til you go...'Ouch I'm dead!' Ahahahah (hic) See? Ain't no one gonna be messin with old Benny." - Thief II: The Metal Age

"Watch your back! I've seen another one like it with a hole in it! - Thief: Deadly Shadows

"Well, taffer. Now that you're dead...can I have those boots?" - Thief: Deadly Shadows

"Gone? Well I'd run too if I saw someone like me looking for... er, me..." - Thief: Deadly Shadows
 
"The body is but a vessel for the soul.
A puppet which bends to the soul's tyranny.
And lo, the body is not eternal,
for it must feed on the flesh of others,
lest it return to the dust whence it came.
Therefore must the soul deceive, despise, and murder men."
From one of my most cherished games.

Vagrant Story! That game needs a remake or a sequel at least.
 
"Sup sucka It's tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin' like this BREAK IT DOWN. Ahem. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack Kill Jack Kill Jack KIIILL JAAAAAACCKK kill Jack. A poem by tiny tina"

"I am the last Claptrap in existence and I AM GOING TO TEABAG YOUR CORPSE!"

"My sirens name is Brick and she is the prettiest siren"
 
"Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in." - Fallout: New Vegas
 
One of my favourite GTA quotes

Grand Theft Auto IV:
You selfish piece of c*cksucking sh*t!"
-- Packie McReary
 
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge! - Minsc from Baldur's Gate
Its Howdy Doody Time Kiddies, The Bad Man Is Here - Caleb from Blood 2
 
Ezio's mother: "You should find an outlet"
Ezio: "I have plenty of outlets."
Ezio's mother: "I meant besides vaginas."

Assassins Creed 2
 
Grand Theft Auto IV:
"Nothing personal -- but don't f*ck with my family or I will f*ck with yours"
-- Gerry McReary
 
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