Excuses, excuses.
No need to cover for your calculator. If it's outdated, it's outdated. Abolishment is your only option now (sorry). But do break it to him/her gently. I have found that the best way to discuss a calculator's expiry date, is by starting with something like "You know, you are more advanced than the computers that made the moon landing possible...", even though that might be a lie...but they don't have to know it...not yet.
Sweet Mary mother of a prophet; first true gameplay video posted!
It pretty is very:
http://www.grimdawn.com/media_videos.php
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