Steps for Nerds to get a girl.

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This whas honestly 5 pages wasted?

Ive gamed for years now and prolly longer than most and casual gaming is still sort of ok to society but im a E-sport addict. I cant get a kill knowing that somewhere out there some 1 is raging at me . That is why i play. So i consider myself to be a super nerd.

When i went out with my mates ( I generally dont game over weekends ) I would see a girl .. Walk up to girl buy her and ( ALL HER FRIENDS dont be a douche ) a drink.

If she showed interest id buy her another. Unconfirmed tip is the more drinks she has the better your chances.. Id follow that tip but my Old man would get the F*** out of that grave and beat me to a pulp. So that was a Joke ! . So this is not dofficult? Unless you open with a sentence like. Im warlock 9987 a level 80 monk from pandaria. What realm are you from. This approach is not going to have much success.

Then I met a GF been together for ages and ive gamed ever since. I make loads of time for her and still get my daily gaming fix. I cook she does dishes and she studies while i game? PRoblem? Well might become one now that she is finishing at the end of the year.

But the point im trying to make is . Be yourself. If you are a gamer or not. No point in deceiving her from the word go. Trust is one of the most important foundations of a relationship. And when she finds out she is going to beat you to a pulp. You are laughing at this by my GF ex model ( 23 years old so had to retire from that industry haha ) at 48 KGs has unleashed the fkn fury a few times and me a 1.95M 120Kgs guy found myself in a GOW game trying to crouch behind anything deemed as cover.



The bottom line is. You are single. So go out and try your luck. Worst that can happen is you get a no, Eventually you will have a Yes And you are sorted.


Ill finish off with a quote one of my mates used ( this is for guys and non sensitive people )

Crankz`s best friend " Best day of my life was when I realized my pc does not have tits "
 
Cranky said:
This whas honestly 5 pages wasted?

Ive gamed for years now and prolly longer than most and casual gaming is still sort of ok to society but im a E-sport addict. I cant get a kill knowing that somewhere out there some 1 is raging at me . That is why i play. So i consider myself to be a super nerd.

When i went out with my mates ( I generally dont game over weekends ) I would see a girl .. Walk up to girl buy her and ( ALL HER FRIENDS dont be a douche ) a drink.

If she showed interest id buy her another. Unconfirmed tip is the more drinks she has the better your chances.. Id follow that tip but my Old man would get the F*** out of that grave and beat me to a pulp. So that was a Joke ! . So this is not dofficult? Unless you open with a sentence like. Im warlock 9987 a level 80 monk from pandaria. What realm are you from. This approach is not going to have much success.

Then I met a GF been together for ages and ive gamed ever since. I make loads of time for her and still get my daily gaming fix. I cook she does dishes and she studies while i game? PRoblem? Well might become one now that she is finishing at the end of the year.

But the point im trying to make is . Be yourself. If you are a gamer or not. No point in deceiving her from the word go. Trust is one of the most important foundations of a relationship. And when she finds out she is going to beat you to a pulp. You are laughing at this by my GF ex model ( 23 years old so had to retire from that industry haha ) at 48 KGs has unleashed the fkn fury a few times and me a 1.95M 120Kgs guy found myself in a GOW game trying to crouch behind anything deemed as cover.



The bottom line is. You are single. So go out and try your luck. Worst that can happen is you get a no, Eventually you will have a Yes And you are sorted.


Ill finish off with a quote one of my mates used ( this is for guys and non sensitive people )

Crankz`s best friend " Best day of my life was when I realized my pc does not have tits "
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All I took from that is that you are a fat guy who dated a model... I call bullshit
 
While we're on the subject of stretching e-peen, I once dated a lagoon monster. I started the relationship because I had a thing for the Goblins in Runescape and she looked like one. It was awesome. I think I win this discussion.
 
Shamrock said:
While we're on the subject of stretching e-peen, I once dated a lagoon monster. I started the relationship because I had a thing for the Goblins in Runescape and she looked like one. It was awesome. I think I win this discussion.
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Lol hands down dude :D
 
I get strung a long like a puppy. Not even friendzoned. No I want more from you when I am ready then 9 months down the line sorry I feel nothing for you.
 
Tsar said:
I get strung a long like a puppy. Not even friendzoned. No I want more from you when I am ready then 9 months down the line sorry I feel nothing for you.
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Shit dude, that must be bad

Me and my girlfriend have been dating for about 3 years. She knew I was into gaming but I never knew she was, played CoD4 the one day using voice chat, was second on the scorebord the one player who was above kept on owning me when the match ended she used her mic to say GG , And my gawd it was my girlfriend lol best moment ever!
 
JP'S said:
Shit dude, that must be bad

Me and my girlfriend have been dating for about 3 years. She knew I was into gaming but I never knew she was, played CoD4 the one day using voice chat, was second on the scorebord the one player who was above kept on owning me when the match ended she used her mic to say GG , And my gawd it was my girlfriend lol best moment ever!
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You don't know the half of it. I don't mind if a girl says sorry I like you as a friend but stringing me along is my pet hate.
 
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