the JOKE thread

[Hagan]

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

Had to read it a few times to understand.

 

[MetalSoup]

Had to read it a few times to understand.

Don't boast about your ignorance.

 

[Hagan]

Don't boast about your ignorance.

Ahhhh Genie. Shoulda known you'd make an appearance.

 

[VirtualForce]

Women, if there is one thing they teach us, its to listen closely to what someone says.

 

[TechThief]

Q: Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?
A: She thought the drinks were on the house.

Your mamma is so fat her blood type is KFC.

 

[InSanity]

So i was walking down the street the other day when all of a sudden this guy with a premature ejaculation problem just came out of nowhere

 

[mk786]

So i was walking down the street the other day when all of a sudden this guy with a premature ejaculation problem just came out of nowhere

Lol

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!

 

[Tank]

nuff said

 

[TechThief]

In brakpan leer die kinders om te swem op 'n nat waslap

 

[FarligOpptreden]

Great thread to necro!

2 blondes are standing on opposite sides of a river. One yells to the other: "How do you get to the other side?" upon which the other replies "You are on the other side!"

 

[TechThief]

I wanted to post a joke about South Africa but it got stolen....

 

[FarligOpptreden]

I wanted to post a joke about South Africa but it got stolen....

Hrrrmmm... Don't quit your day job.

 

[TechThief]

Hrrrmmm... Don't quit your day job.

haha, well they can't all be good

 

[TechThief]

Your mamma is so ugly, when she walks by the church the priests tells the children "that's what sin looks like"

 

[cupcakesnsim]

Hey guys!

I am new here, so I though why not share an awesome sheep joke?
Q: Why was the sheep arrested on the highway?
A: Because she did a ewe-turn!

(Because we all like to be a little bit baaaaaaaaaad)

 

[Avantar]

Your mamma is so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil.

 

[BeoTeK]

Your mamma is so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil.

Yo momma so fat that she has 999 poise

 

[Avantar]

Yo momma so fat that she has 999 poise

Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up

 

[cupcakesnsim]

Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

 

[Avantar]

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo Mama so dirty hat people use her bath water as a chemical weapon.