Saint_Dee
The Phantom Poet
My wife is broody as fuck.
I think you may have put ideas in her head
My wife is broody as fuck.
I think you may have put ideas in her head
how do you come to that conclusion?
Omega - do you know anyone there that has young kids or babies?? If you do, let her babysit for a weekendThat normally puts the brakes on for a while. . . .(for most females . . )
I think I recall you saying y'all discussed trying to start a family later in the year (or it could be the caffeine making me think I recall such), in any case the idea is now in her head.
Looking forward to going home and shooting people. In the face. With a Desert Eagle or AK-47.
It's cathartic.
Thinking about blowing stuff up raises my mood considerably.
You are working under the assumption that I dont want kids. The only reason we haven't started really trying is because we need to come to SA in May next year & My wife only graduates with her Masters in Sept/Oct. If she got pregnant in the next few months she wouldn't be able to fly, as you cant fly if you are more than 7 months pregnant or we would end up on a 12 hour flight with a 2 month old. We agreed that in Oct we will start planning with the hope of only actually getting pregnant in Jan/Feb.
Nope I knew you are planning it, but the plan is just to calm her hormones down a little.
Uncharted.
I did try Viking, but got stuck, and then annoyed.
My imagination serves to supplement the violence somewhat.
If I try hard enough, even dropping in on Koopas in Super Mario 3D World can be satisfyingly visceral.![]()
@Omega: I take it that she knows about the pain of childbirth, and all the things that can go wrong.
Mebbe you could convince her that you despise children and would make a terrible father. Misanthropes probably do.
Has she calculated the cost of raising offspring?
If all else fails, there are surgical procedures.
@Omega: I take it that she knows about the pain of childbirth, and all the things that can go wrong.
Mebbe you could convince her that you despise children and would make a terrible father. Misanthropes probably do.
Has she calculated the cost of raising offspring?
If all else fails, there are surgical procedures.
OMG this is hilarius!!!!hows this for a prank!!!
/prepares March of the Omegalings
Give her what she wants dammit!!!![]()
Then how about just letting yourselves buy one baby item a month - start stocking up on the stuff like diapers and wipes and clothes and bibs? It kept one of my friends sane whilst she was waiting to fall pregnant. It took her 8 months after stopping birth control to get pregnant. So in the end by the time her boy was born they had most of the stuff they needed and it let her faff and ooh and aah whilst knowing that at some point she would have her kid.