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to0kenZA said:
Yes, that was exactly the kind of Hello..

So you guys just walk up to random strangers (that you like) and say "Hello, my name is <name>, what's your name? Blah blah?"
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Nope but that doesn't mean we can't give u grief about it.... (Plus some of us dont have to :p)
 
Lycanthrope said:
Well, yes. Actually, I usually start conversation about something silly and then introduce myself after. They don't know you're attracted to them--for all they know you're just friendly.

Then again, women seem intent on thinking that I'm hitting on them when I talk to them--as though "friendly" means "Take off your clothes, let's do it doggy-doggy."

Women are weird :p
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Yeah, well fscking exactly! Ha ha

Grimspoon said:
Afternoon slackers :D
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Sup Grim :D lol
 
to0kenZA said:
HAHAHA! I'll just see what happens next time :D. She looks likes she's very shy as well though. I chat to some of the other chicks outside, but they're not as hot. I just wish she worked at our company, that would've been rad!



:P
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Are you out of ur tiny little brain. Lets go hypothetical... you manage to scrape together everybit of testosterone you can manage and speak to her. She laughs at ur jokes and u guyz hit it off. Bam Boom Bobs ur uncle, fanny ur aunt and tooken gets some. But by some cruel joke of the universe it doesn't work out. Now there are all kinds of weird and awkward silences at work, the rumor mill turns, ur co-workers give u stange looks, work becomes hell. U resign, become and alcoholic, drink away all ur money and die in a gutter where upon sewer rats feast on ur alcohol soaked corpse.

Be glad she doesn't work at the same company, should it go tits up all that will happen is u need to find a new smoking spot.
 
OmegaFenix said:
Are you out of ur tiny little brain. Lets go hypothetical... you manage to scrape together everybit of testosterone you can manage and speak to her. She laughs at ur jokes and u guyz hit it off. Bam Boom Bobs ur uncle, fanny ur aunt and tooken gets some. But by some cruel joke of the universe it doesn't work out. Now there are all kinds of weird and awkward silences at work, the rumor mill turns, ur co-workers give u stange looks, work becomes hell. U resign, become and alcoholic, drink away all ur money and die in a gutter where upon sewer rats feast on ur alcohol soaked corpse.

Be glad she doesn't work at the same company, should it go tits up all that will happen is u need to find a new smoking spot.
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And thats the happy ending.

Howsit Spoonerboi!
 
OmegaFenix said:
Are you out of ur tiny little brain. Lets go hypothetical... you manage to scrape together everybit of testosterone you can manage and speak to her. She laughs at ur jokes and u guyz hit it off. Bam Boom Bobs ur uncle, fanny ur aunt and tooken gets some. But by some cruel joke of the universe it doesn't work out. Now there are all kinds of weird and awkward silences at work, the rumor mill turns, ur co-workers give u stange looks, work becomes hell. U resign, become and alcoholic, drink away all ur money and die in a gutter where upon sewer rats feast on ur alcohol soaked corpse.

Be glad she doesn't work at the same company, should it go tits up all that will happen is u need to find a new smoking spot.
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Dude, you have no idea how hard I just laughed at this!!!!! :D:D:D
 
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