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Thank you Voicy.

To kill time at the courts, just sit in on all the cases preceding yours.

You can laugh at the magistrate, getting hot under the collar, as the state prosecutors bungle one case after another :D

Stand in awe of the incompetency.

You should also know that this will be the first of many appearances.
The suspect will probably not even be asked to plead.

And, oh, pack lunch...

Jip Dixie is reg Voicy, vat maar vi jou lunch want die howe is gewoonlik in die arze kant van die dorp en daar is net vending machines wat jou geld vat....
En as jy op die andersake insit gedra jou maar anders kan die magistraat jou uitskop en jou fine as jy nie behave nie....
 
Jip dit suck. Maar gaan na die prosecutor toe en hoor by hom of die saak gan voorgaan etc en wanneer en dalk hoef jy nie eers heeldag daar te spend nie, hy sal ook vir jou ma kan se of hy haar gaan nodig he of nie.

Hou net duimvas dat jou saak voor 12 is anders kan ek jou amper guarantee dat hulle dit gaan uitstel.....

Dit sal redelik tos wees as hulle uitstel. Hoe lank vat so case as ons vel begin?

Btw, hoe/waar claim ek geld terug vir my dag in die hof? Die form se' ek kan claim.

Thank you Voicy.

To kill time at the courts, just sit in on all the cases preceding yours.

You can laugh at the magistrate, getting hot under the collar, as the state prosecutors bungle one case after another :D

Stand in awe of the incompetency.

You should also know that this will be the first of many appearances.
The suspect will probably not even be asked to plead.

And, oh, pack lunch...

Dixie, you forget that I go to provincial Public works/Dept. of Health in Bisho & National Public Notworks in Umtata-ma-chance on a weekly basis. My awe of incompetence is all that keeps me going through those days :p
 
Dit sal redelik tos wees as hulle uitstel. Hoe lank vat so case as ons vel begin?

Btw, hoe/waar claim ek geld terug vir my dag in die hof? Die form se' ek kan claim.



Dixie, you forget that I go to provincial Public works/Dept. of Health in Bisho & National Public Notworks in Umtata-ma-chance on a weekly basis. My awe of incompetence is all that keeps me going through those days :p

Jy gaan daardie claim vormpie by die prosecutor moet kry en dit kan enigeiets van 3 - 6 maande vat om die geldjies te kry wat hulle jou belowe..... en dit gaanie veel wees nie....
 
Dit sal redelik tos wees as hulle uitstel. Hoe lank vat so case as ons vel begin?

Btw, hoe/waar claim ek geld terug vir my dag in die hof? Die form se' ek kan claim.



Dixie, you forget that I go to provincial Public works/Dept. of Health in Bisho & National Public Notworks in Umtata-ma-chance on a weekly basis. My awe of incompetence is all that keeps me going through those days :p

So you do contracting for the government :rolleyes: so ur the go to guy if we have problems with the system :p
 
Dit sal redelik tos wees as hulle uitstel. Hoe lank vat so case as ons vel begin?
I'll let Wenz answer these, my answers will drive you nuts :(

Btw, hoe/waar claim ek geld terug vir my dag in die hof? Die form se' ek kan claim.
Put in a days leave - simplest.


Dixie, you forget that I go to provincial Public works/Dept. of Health in Bisho & National Public Notworks in Umtata-ma-chance on a weekly basis. My awe of incompetence is all that keeps me going through those days :p

Yes, I did forget :o

You should really take notes and publish a book! It could turn out to be a best seller if you can intertwine it with humour :D
 
I'll let Wenz answer these, my answers will drive you nuts


Put in a days leave - simplest.




Yes, I did forget

You should really take notes and publish a book! It could turn out to be a best seller if you can intertwine it with humour :D

Already put in a day's leave. Luckily courts are lazy and close anywhere between 2 and 4pm, so I can catch in a surf :D

As for publishing a book, I suck at writing & I'm not that funny. :( *Plus I'm too lazy*
 
Get lotsa cats. 'Tis the gift that keeps om giving :D

You may have a point ... My old housemate from CT had 1 cat when I lived with her. I visited her again last month and now she has 7! :eek:

I keep calling her the "crazy cat lady" now :p

Nah - I have my friends. I just need to fire my female friends who treat me like "the gay best friend". I don't want to be the intellectual whore. :mad:
 
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