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[Dixie]

It's real cold up here in the north and santa won't borrow me his spare heater .

Just cosy up to Rudolph...

 

[Dixie]

I hear he has a useful nose

 

[Dixie]

/pings TK .

 

[Dixie]

/checks TK fuses

 

[phoenix]

/returns a Fiery Phoenix

How is your Epic coming along, Dixie?

 

[Dixie]

/replaces healthy fuses with remote detonation type

 

[Dixie]

/returns a Fiery Phoenix

How is your Epic coming along, Dixie?

<sigh> it degenerated into a mulch-pit of violence, sex and bestiality

I'm attempting to restart it by feeding it lots of laxatives...

 

[Dixie]

/aligns TK dish, checks for signal...

 

[Dixie]

/checks 120V modular-phase-inducer capacitor

 

[phoenix]

I most certainly hope that I was not implicated in any of that.

/Gives Dixie Prunes

 

[Dixie]

/removes cat from ceiling

 

[phoenix]

/Reaches for The Big Red Button (tm)

 

[Dixie]

I most certainly hope that I was not implicated in any of that.

...well, there was that thing with ceiling cat

/Gives Dixie Prunes

Aaah, the secret ingredient

What would I do without you!?

 

[Dixie]

/Reaches for The Big Red Button (tm)

Aaaarhg!! It looks freakish!?

 

[phoenix]

...well, there was that thing with ceiling cat



Aaah, the secret ingredient

What would I do without you!?

Shhhhh.....we do not speak of the Cat which got the Custard!

What would you do without me?

Hmmm...probably live a normal, well adjusted life, that's what.

 

[Dixie]

/checks TK combobulator for dooflabbies...

 

[Dixie]

/found dooflabby
/checks dooflabby handbook
/hands dooflabby to phoenix
Quick, feed it, stat!

 

[phoenix]

/Places his palm on the Big Red Button (tm)

 

[phoenix]

Dooflabby?
Stat?

/Scraches Dooflabby behind the ears.

 

[Dixie]

/Places his palm on the Big Red Button (tm)

OMW! you're not going to....
...too late