/greets Pastor Theo.
Hello Patron. And how are you this third day of our lords week?
I am as fine as the finest hair on a prostitutes head. Thank you lord Baker for asking.
And how stands the clan, McSpoon?
The McSpoon clan stands as tall as a the badger does on a brisk summers morning in the elven woods.
Well then get out of that wet grass!
Now what fun would that be good sir? The wet grass alleviates the mosquito bites I suffered last night whilst guarding the outpost to McSpoon tavern.
The mosquito bites are the price you pay for seeking company with the red headed jezebel.
Remember the devil walks among us with pendulous breasts.
Too right you are good sire. The bosom of the she devil is a catalytic brain converting tool used by these heathens to summon and coax members of the gentleman's club.
Wel dissie my skuld nieEks nie heeltemal hier of wakker nie
Jammer Murph!
/hugs
/beer
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai !
Hello Patron. And how are you this third day of our lords week?
I am as fine as the finest hair on a prostitutes head. Thank you lord Baker for asking.
And how stands the clan, McSpoon?
The McSpoon clan stands as tall as a the badger does on a brisk summers morning in the elven woods.
Well then get out of that wet grass!
Now what fun would that be good sir? The wet grass alleviates the mosquito bites I suffered last night whilst guarding the outpost to McSpoon tavern.
The mosquito bites are the price you pay for seeking company with the red headed jezebel.
Remember the devil walks among us with pendulous breasts.
Too right you are good sire. The bosom of the she devil is a catalytic brain converting tool used by these heathens to summon and coax members of the gentleman's club.
Just remember what Elder Jacob said at the last feast:
Thou shalt not stick thy todger into the town harlot on a Tuesday while standing in the field