Thread Killer Mk IV

[Saint_Dee]

Dear Employees,

It has come to managements' attention that we live in a very magical world. The Domestos which the company buys to clean has grown legs and walked away. We cannot find Domestos anywhere! We are very concerned about Domestos, it's a vicious world out there and he is safer in the cupboard.

As with Domestos, Hand Wash has grown wings and most probably flown out of the window. We ask you to exercise caution in the bathroom, as we have no idea where Hand Wash is. It might attack if provoked. Please be vigilant and on the lookout for Hand Wash!

In the Company we have many knifes, but all the forks and spoons have gone missing, this is the biggest mystery of all. We have come to the conclusion that the forks and spoons are attempting a coup. This is very concerning to management, we are an IT company and cannot spend our days strategising a defense against cutlery. If cutlery is spotted in the wild, capture it and throw it into cutlery jail (the cupboard). If we capture all of them we might just make it through this uncertain period of time.

Lastly there are employees who are using the outside ashtrays as garbage dumps. The conclusion to be drawn from this action is that there are pyromaniacs among us. We cannot fall into anarchy! We must put the garbage in the dustbins and the cigarette butts in the ashtray.

Regards,
Your ever concerned for your safety Management team.

I'm laughing so hard right now, tears are rolling down xD.

 

[sycogrim]

Hold on a tick, what am I supposed to be agreeing to?

You're doing 94.7 with us next year!!

 

[Grimspoon]

You're doing 94.7 with us next year!!

Da Faq? :wtf:

 

[InSanity]

LOL fsck you guys now im looking at bike prices

 

[sycogrim]

Da Faq? :wtf:

lol... Don't "da fuq" me!!

I'm laughing so hard right now, tears are rolling down xD.

looooooooooooooooooooool is that in your company??

LOL fsck you guys now im looking at bike prices

Nice!! You have to join us...

 

[Saint_Dee]

lol... Don't "da fuq" me!!



looooooooooooooooooooool is that in your company??



Nice!! You have to join us...

Yep, imagine my face when I got the email

 

[Grimspoon]

lol... Don't "da fuq" me!!



looooooooooooooooooooool is that in your company??



Nice!! You have to join us...

Does it look like I want to be lying on the N14 flat on my back about to die from heat stroke? No.

 

[Wenzdayz]

Ah! Yes, well it so happens that I plan to quit next month. I want to start the new year smoke free.

lol awesome now you just need to get a bicycle

 

[InSanity]

lol awesome now you just need to get a bicycle

I have an idea we could get tandams !!! one fit person in front me in the back banging on the drum like a rower

 

[Grimspoon]

lol awesome now you just need to get a bicycle

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I will get onto that right away

 

[Grimspoon]

I have an idea we could get tandams !!! one fit person in front me in the back banging on the drum like a rower

That I could do. I could serve drinks on the back of the tandem. I will bring a cooler box.

 

[Saint_Dee]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I will get onto that right away

Consent or Conquest. Bottom-line: It's happening

 

[Wenzdayz]

I have an idea we could get tandams !!! one fit person in front me in the back banging on the drum like a rower

the person in the back pedals harder... the person in front just has to steer... but i dont know if i would trust you as a partner....

 

[Grimspoon]

Consent or Conquest. Bottom-line: It's happening

Will this do? I can put my beers in the basket.

 

[Saint_Dee]

Will this do? I can put my beers in the basket.

I think that's going ensure your "lying flat on the ground" scenario

 

[Grimspoon]

I think that's going ensure your "lying flat on the ground" scenario

That is fine. I will have beer.

 

[Dohc-WP]

ooooh that car dealer i visited in vootrekker road is like a candy store, there was a nice blue Rx8, a white 350z and a black 3.2l TT Droooooooooooooooooooooolz

 

[sycogrim]

Yep, imagine my face when I got the email

hahaha... I can imagine

Does it look like I want to be lying on the N14 flat on my back about to die from heat stroke? No.

looooooooooooooooool I wasn't dying from heat stroke numb nuts, I was dying from the cramps

Will this do? I can put my beers in the basket.

You really wanna be stuck cycling in 1 gear the whole way??

 

[InSanity]

the person in the back pedals harder... the person in front just has to steer... but i dont know if i would trust you as a partner....

hahahah my plan was to not pedal at all what happened to the comp ?

 

[Dohc-WP]

looooooooooooooooool I wasn't dying from heat stroke numb nuts, I was dying from the cramps

:wtf: that time of the month for you

//runs