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I know this! That Jack dude traded a cow for 3 of these. Got into a load of trouble with his upstairs neighbour when it grew into a privacy hedge and he forgot to trim it. It was on TV and everything...
 
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The Golden Kidney award, for rich people who donate $5 to feed some kid in Africa.
 
It's a gold-plated Martian Bean. A warlike people that wiped out itself thousands of years ago, this preserved relic was found by an Argentinian cowboy in a crater made by a meteorite impact back in 1923.
 
It's reshaped and refined Gold, put on a layer of sponge, laid in a box made of reshaped wood. The purpose of this was to impress the high council with fine craftsmanship. Nothing more, nothing less.

No animals were harmed in the making of this post.
 
While most people have heard the story of Jack and the magic bean stalk, very few know the real story. There is in fact no goose that lays golden eggs but instead a magic bean stalk with golden beans. However the seed pictured above can only be planted in 2223, on the anniversary of Jack's death on the 3rd of october. This bean is the one that was left of the giant got sick of the tourists and ripped it apart, this bean is the only way to re-grow the magic beanstalk.
 
I think the person that announces what that is will get a few comments coming their way afterwards, anyone been to Sexpo............
 
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