Mattt
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The ash is indeed alive. I arrived home and it was gone. I doubt my maid would have cleaned it.
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The ash is indeed alive. I arrived home and it was gone. I doubt my maid would have cleaned it.
Juice
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Congratulations to AlienTaker for exhibiting tremendous Poopy Award attraction skills. You win a Poopy Prize, here:
And a Super Hyper-Ultra Poopy Prize goes to Mb12, for endorsing his very incorrect answer with a link. Your prize:
(To our prize 'winners', please note that only one of the above prizes is edible.)
And now...
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Pyura chilensis. Though entirely immobile, this "rock" is a living sea creature full of blood and guts. It’s amazing how something can go through thousands of years of evolution and wind up an immobile rock with guts living off the coast of Chile and Peru.
These rocks spend their days sucking water through the earth and filtering out microorganisms – that’s when they’re not being eaten by the locals (who describe the taste as “bitter†and “soapyâ€) or presented as freak shows online. Another fun fact about these meat-rocks – they reproduce by “selfingâ€, which is as wonderful a euphemism as we’ve ever heard for being able to have hermaphroditic self-relations. As is the case with humans, it’s born male, but becomes hermaphroditic, and reproduces by excreting clouds of both sperm and eggs into the surrounding water. Unlike humans, the offspring start out as tiny tadpole-like creatures that eventually settle into stationary existence on the sea floor.
Magma encrusted zombie brain? Yes! Wenzdayz! Winner! Bag:
...our suppliers are all out of bags, so we got you this delightful Christmas sweater (directly beneath the washing instructions, you'll find the book "Guide to Understanding Other People's Emotions Vol. 4" conveniently sewn in).
And a Super Hyper-Ultra Poopy Prize goes to Mb12, for endorsing his very incorrect answer with a link. Your prize:
(To our prize 'winners', please note that only one of the above prizes is edible.)
And now...
Answer
Pyura chilensis. Though entirely immobile, this "rock" is a living sea creature full of blood and guts. It’s amazing how something can go through thousands of years of evolution and wind up an immobile rock with guts living off the coast of Chile and Peru.
These rocks spend their days sucking water through the earth and filtering out microorganisms – that’s when they’re not being eaten by the locals (who describe the taste as “bitter†and “soapyâ€) or presented as freak shows online. Another fun fact about these meat-rocks – they reproduce by “selfingâ€, which is as wonderful a euphemism as we’ve ever heard for being able to have hermaphroditic self-relations. As is the case with humans, it’s born male, but becomes hermaphroditic, and reproduces by excreting clouds of both sperm and eggs into the surrounding water. Unlike humans, the offspring start out as tiny tadpole-like creatures that eventually settle into stationary existence on the sea floor.
Magma encrusted zombie brain? Yes! Wenzdayz! Winner! Bag:
...our suppliers are all out of bags, so we got you this delightful Christmas sweater (directly beneath the washing instructions, you'll find the book "Guide to Understanding Other People's Emotions Vol. 4" conveniently sewn in).
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Gouko_Tenrou
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I've seen only 1 post of @Juice and I can already deduce that he's strange or rather posts strange stuff.
Juice
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Ike_009
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Never question Juice, you might just find a living rock cut in half on your bed soon.
Gouko_Tenrou
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Advice noted and applied for future encounters lol
Wenzdayz
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oh yay, i have waited many a months for a chance at another juice-high-council bag! does the model come with the sweater? may i keep him? i have always wanted half a man with no head and almost no legs to order aroundCongratulations to AlienTaker for exhibiting tremendous Poopy Award attraction skills. You win a Poopy Prize, here:
And a Super Hyper-Ultra Poopy Prize goes to Mb12, for endorsing his very incorrect answer with a link. Your prize:
(To our prize 'winners', please note that only one of the above prizes is edible.)
And now...
Answer
Pyura chilensis. Though entirely immobile, this "rock" is a living sea creature full of blood and guts. It’s amazing how something can go through thousands of years of evolution and wind up an immobile rock with guts living off the coast of Chile and Peru.
These rocks spend their days sucking water through the earth and filtering out microorganisms – that’s when they’re not being eaten by the locals (who describe the taste as “bitter†and “soapyâ€) or presented as freak shows online. Another fun fact about these meat-rocks – they reproduce by “selfingâ€, which is as wonderful a euphemism as we’ve ever heard for being able to have hermaphroditic self-relations. As is the case with humans, it’s born male, but becomes hermaphroditic, and reproduces by excreting clouds of both sperm and eggs into the surrounding water. Unlike humans, the offspring start out as tiny tadpole-like creatures that eventually settle into stationary existence on the sea floor.
Magma encrusted zombie brain? Yes! Wenzdayz! Winner! Bag:
...our suppliers are all out of bags, so we got you this delightful Christmas sweater (directly beneath the washing instructions, you'll find the book "Guide to Understanding Other People's Emotions Vol. 4" conveniently sewn in).
Juice
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Yes alright I'll send you the sweater occupant. Please be aware that this specimen was used for diagnostic purposes and the modelling of exquisite clothing only and should not be used in ways that men are normally used. We also made an error in attaching this organism's sexual organ, aka "penis". Please find its location under the left armpit. It is full of moles and can be enjoyed with a dollop of eastern European spicy sauce.
Mattt
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That's not a bad idea. The sweat glands in the area would act as an auto lubrication mechanism.
AlienTaker
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Guys that's just off..................
Cicero
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Gouko_Tenrou
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Flippin weird
Mb12
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//snip
And a Super Hyper-Ultra Poopy Prize goes to Mb12, for endorsing his very incorrect answer with a link. Your prize:
(To our prize 'winners', please note that only one of the above prizes is edible.)
//snip
I accept the Poopy prize with grace and consider it a lesson learned. Thank you, High Council.
MetalSoup
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It's all that was left over of the golden calf.
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