What makes a good BF3 TEAM player?

The answer you are looking for:

Boobs

It takes something average and makes it exceptional.SO to be a good BF3 team player see,touch,motorboat more boobs.
This will increase your BF3 Chi output and focus it on what needs to be done.....or like me I just sit and stare at boobs and forget what I am doing......like now......uhm.

What's this thread about again?
 
I was going to say something about this, but I'll let this one slide
Actually, no ...

For all of those players out there that may read Spartan's comment and see it as confusing or vague, the boobs he is referring to, MUST BE ATTACHED TO ANOTHER PERSON, preferrably female
They do not count, nor will they in fact make you any better if they are your own
 
Sorry was sidetracked.Yes this is true,actual ones only.Fakies or Moobs do not count.Fiddling with yourself also not...except if you are a female.....oh hell here I go again....hmmmm.
 
to0kenZA said:
Actually, I gotta disagree with that!

If you revive someone, there's 2 possible things that could happen.

They can get up, and get away. They can die again, without losing anything. Thereafter, they can be revived again and again until they can get away. Many times I get revived 3 times in a row before being able to get away. If I don't- no loss whatsoever. Reviving okes everywhere is good for the team. I say keep at it.
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well when you get stuck on the corner of a corridor (Metro) with ur buddy the medic around one corner and ur other buddy the enemy uber-suppprt l33t mofo around the other then it goes something like this...............run round corner, exchange fire, i die, medic revive, i die, medic revives, i die, medic revives, i die, medic revives, i die, medic revives, i die, medic revives, i die............only then does my BC2 brain remember i can decline revives but still, just because i'm slow doesn't mean the medic was right :p
 
Always blame the Medic - He wasn't fast enough, he wasn't where he shoudl have been, he wasn't Johnny on the Spot with his Medpack, he used the Defib Paddles the wrong way around and killed himself

I'm kidding though, I used to Medic witht he Best of them in BF2
 
Kurike said:
well when you get stuck on the corner of a corridor (Metro) with ur buddy the medic around one corner and ur other buddy the enemy uber-suppprt l33t mofo around the other then it goes something like this...............run round corner, exchange fire, i die, medic revive, i die, medic revives, i die, medic revives, i die, medic revives, i die, medic revives, i die, medic revives, i die............only then does my BC2 brain remember i can decline revives but still, just because i'm slow doesn't mean the medic was right :p
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Yes but remember you can move while down after a revive. You can slowly inch your way around the wall. I know it sounds like a lol, but it works. :D. Obviously there are some situations where you will think, ok fuck, this isn't going to happen, but then again, it's always worth a try. Saving tickets by reviving helps more than people think.


@Tsar: Yes I know dude haha, but when I'm playing on the pubbies with a team that knows how to hold flags, I go around and bleed the other teams tickets out manually :p (By killing them :D)
 
to0kenZA said:
Yes but remember you can move while down after a revive. You can slowly inch your way around the wall. I know it sounds like a lol, but it works. :D. Obviously there are some situations where you will think, ok fuck, this isn't going to happen, but then again, it's always worth a try. Saving tickets by reviving helps more than people think.


@Tsar: Yes I know dude haha, but when I'm playing on the pubbies with a team that knows how to hold flags, I go around and bleed the other teams tickets out manually :p (By killing them :D)
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Lol I dig being in the same squad as you. I find that you are one of the only ones that plays at the same speed as me.
 
Xero said:
A Medic who doesn't Res in the middle of a firefight, ever since BF2 this has been an issue
A Support Player who actually DISPENSES ammo
A Engineer who has a blowtorch and is willing to keep me and Thunderchild alive
and above all else, the guy who brings the victory cigars for that all important commemorative smokefest at the end of every caspian when you've won by more than a single ticket
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I remember for fulling my duty with you sir
 
Yes you did, but you are better suited to playing in another role though, like team whipping boy or something :)
 
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