*WINNER* Darksiders II Collector's Edition with Ster Kinekor

Half-Demon, Half Angel. The only the being that could objectively judge and bring an end to the war between heaven and hell. A silent demon, a watchful angel, The Balackest Knight.

PS3 Please
 
Neither a peacemaker nor a warrior, My role would be as a mastermind and strategist bending everyone unto achieving the unknown ultimate goal.
I am my own antagonist.

PS3
 
I would be the Horseman of Righteous Smiting. With my mighty plastic spoon of doom I will take the opportunity of the impending apocalypse to purge the world of its parasitic waste of skin. The Biebers, Snookis, Hipsters and anything else that manages to annoy me on that day ;p

PC version please.
 
Re: Win Darksiders II Collector's Edition with Ster Kinekor

As a lawful Rogue, I would use my powers and abilities to to defend the weak and the innocent while advancing the cause of good. My role would encompass information gathering and dissemination while providing defensive support utilising my superior armaments that includes micro rockets, AI drones and other autonomous weaponry. My aim will be to ensure that safe havens are protected and flourish thus ensuring the future survival of humanity.

PC Version please
 
I'd play the role of the guy trying to convince everyone that none of this is real because there is no scientific evidence of the fact that we are living in an apocalypse despite the empirical evidence to the contrary. Then at the end, I would have a revelation that convinced me that I was wrong all along but by then it will be too late and I will lament the stance that I initially took on it all. I will finally be redeemed by sacrificing myself in order to save some or other important child, who has the ability to prevent the apocalypse. Or some similar cliche.

PC Please :D
 
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I would be an the angel who commands a thousand legions of Angels to fight against all demons and conquer.
My appearance will be a heavenly glow, but my wrath will be furious and avenging. Every time I kill an angel, my power is re-fuelled.
Extreme beauty and powerful vengeance will be my identification.

PS3 Please
 
All demons will perish in my wrath. No demon from hell will stand a chance! I will be the ultimate gunslinger and chainsaw master taking out all evil that dares cross paths with me. They would all wish that they had never existed in the first place. Then we will all live happily ever after in a tranquil world rid of all evil.

XBOX 360 yes please :)
 
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of Kings! I have decapitated all other life on earth, now living alone and feeding on vegetation, except those with heads (ie brocolli head) as they too have been decapitated!

Ps3 please!
 
CURRENT VALID ENTRIES


ALL ENTRIES ARE IN A NUMERICAL ORDER FROM THE FIRST TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST AS THE LAST.

001 panthis - Xbox
002 aminfri - PC
003 MalicE - PC
004 orkoza - Xbox
005 Sin7 - Xbox
006 PatPion - PC
007 Ichigo - Xbox
008 Crzwaco - Pending platform choice
009 jGLZA - Xbox
010 greatwyt - Xbox
011 iNNOS4iNT - PC
012 Death in a Can - PS3
013 Kuga - PC
014 Grimspoon - Xbox
015 Weeman360 - PC
016 Enlightened End - Pending platform choice
017 Adoxographist - PC
018 remnant - Xbox
019 Aapdans - Pending platform choice
020 sakanoue - PS3
021 iOverflow - PS3
022 TehBrad - PC
023 RandomGamer - PC
024 Vegeta ZA - Xbox
025 StaggerLee - PC
026 TBlaar - PS3





CURRENT INVALID ENTRIES

LadyAnne - Pending 20 posts
bosluistepel - Pending 20 posts





Rules for this comp:

1. Post a paragraph describing your role as an apocalyptic character caught in a war between heaven and hell.

2. Minimum of 20 posts required to enter.

3. You may only enter once.

4. Entrants must be residents of SA and Residing in SA.

5. Post your platform of choice Xbox, PS3 or PC




SPAM WILL BE MONITORED STRICTLY!!!

Closing Date:

The competition closes Monday, 8 October 11am. Prizes not claimed by Wednesday 10 October 11am will be passed on to a new winner.



NO ONE IS TO POST ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN THEIR ENTRIES!!!! ANY FORM OF CONVERSING IN THIS THREAD WILL BE A DISQUALIFICATION.

Thanks

 
I would take all demonic creatures and place them in badly constructed buildings. Then I would construct a oversized catapult and fling all the angelic creatures at the buildings I made in a attempt to squash the demons.

Xbox 360 please!!!
 
Hmmm think I would just take a neutral stance in such an epic war. Maybe setup a hotdog stand or sell some ice cream :D.

PS3
 
I choose to become Chuck Norris on vacation in hell visiting Satan... On my way back to earth all hell breaks out between heaven and earth and I really had enough of this shit. I travel between world kicking the asses of the creatures who have never met me and the ones that have well they know better. I battle it our with all the fools till there is only one victor, and we know that is going to be me. I shall restore peace and rule all.

- Chuck Norris

PS3 (even though I dont expect to win)

Hope this was entertaining I didnt want to go and write an essay now.
 
CURRENT VALID ENTRIES


ALL ENTRIES ARE IN A NUMERICAL ORDER FROM THE FIRST TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST AS THE LAST.

001 panthis - Xbox
002 aminfri - PC
003 MalicE - PC
004 orkoza - Xbox
005 Sin7 - Xbox
006 PatPion - PC
007 Ichigo - Xbox
008 Crzwaco - PS3
009 jGLZA - Xbox
010 greatwyt - Xbox
011 iNNOS4iNT - PC
012 Death in a Can - PS3
013 Kuga - PC
014 Grimspoon - Xbox
015 Weeman360 - PC
016 Enlightened End - Pending platform choice
017 Adoxographist - PC
018 remnant - Xbox
019 Aapdans - Pending platform choice
020 sakanoue - PS3
021 iOverflow - PS3
022 TehBrad - PC
023 RandomGamer - PC
024 Vegeta ZA - Xbox
025 StaggerLee - PC
026 TBlaar - PS3
027 bigdave87 - Xbox
028 Deceptor - PS3
029 ZAP_Tech - PS3
030 Toxin - PS3
031 Just1ce - PC
032 GrimWolf - PC
033 Erwin Kempff - PC
034 lordspaceman - PC





CURRENT INVALID ENTRIES

LadyAnne - Pending 20 posts
bosluistepel - Pending 20 posts





Rules for this comp:

1. Post a paragraph describing your role as an apocalyptic character caught in a war between heaven and hell.

2. Minimum of 20 posts required to enter.

3. You may only enter once.

4. Entrants must be residents of SA and Residing in SA.

5. Post your platform of choice Xbox, PS3 or PC




SPAM WILL BE MONITORED STRICTLY!!!

Closing Date:

The competition closes Monday, 8 October 11am. Prizes not claimed by Wednesday 10 October 11am will be passed on to a new winner.



NO ONE IS TO POST ANYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN THEIR ENTRIES!!!! ANY FORM OF CONVERSING IN THIS THREAD WILL BE A DISQUALIFICATION.

Thanks

 
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I would be a apocalyptic combo auditor!!

I would rate and confirm the combo streaks of the horsemen. :cool:

PS3 platform please.
 
PC Please

This reminds of a VERY old song

""And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder. One of the four beasts saying, 'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold a white horse"

There's a man goin' 'round takin' names,
And he decides who to free and who to blame.
Everybody won't be treated all the same,
There'll be a golden ladder reachin' down.
When the man comes around.

The hairs on your arm will stand up,
At the terror in each sip and in each sup.
Will you partake of that last offered cup,
Or disappear into the potter's ground?
When the man comes around.

Hear the trumpets hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin'.
Multitudes are marchin' to the big kettledrum.
Voices callin', voices cryin'.
Some are born and some are dyin'.
It's alpha and omega's kingdom come,
And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks,
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,

Till Armageddon no shalam, no shalom.
Then the father hen will call his chickens home,
The wise man will bow down before the throne.
And at his feet they'll cast their golden crowns,
When the man comes around."
 
I will be... the Tax collector... As the saying goes... Only two things in this world are certain... Death and TAXES...

Taxes are worse than death by the way...

Platform: Windows PC
 
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