Nevermind pretty grass and hi-res pillows, there’s so much more that Skyrim mods have to offer you…
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Me, a bottom-feeder? Oh, pish-posh and twaddle and fiddlesticks, my good sir. I am both a gentlemancrab and a scholarcrab, although I dare say I do fancy the odd bit of rotted flotsam and the occasional peck at a young adventurer’s shins from time to time. Did I ever tell you about the time the dear Baronness and I took a boatride down to…
We like the moon
And I love everything about this mod that swaps out the the moon for the Me Gusta rageface. Now everything you do gets a leery leer of approval from your creepy uncle in the sky.
Randy Savage, the Macho Mandragon
Some problems are too big even for Dovahkiin. This is one of them.
I used to be an adventurer like you…
Then I took a plastic pink passion rocket to the knee. “Why would I do such a thing?” asks mod creator HONkUS. “Because why the hell not, that’s why.” And because dildos are totally hilarious.
NSFW! [Phallus Arrows]
And when you’re down here with us, you’ll float too
You know what Skyrim needs more of? Clowns. And geishas. And mono-brows. This mod packs all of these into one exciting bundle – just for kids.
Manly, manly men
Sure, you’ve got a big sword and you slay dragons and you’re some sort of Chosen One, but are you butch enough? This mod will put hair on your chest. And on your back. And pretty much everywhere else.
NSFW! [Bodyhair Nude Mail HD]
Arachnophobic? This mod replaces all the spiders in the game with badly animated bears instead. You don’t know the meaning of fear.
If bearspiders aren’t your thing, how about manchickens? Apparently human flesh tastes like chicken, so this one makes a crazy kind of sense when you think about it. Just don’t think about it too hard.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE COMFY CHAIR!
Werewolves are so last DLC – now it’s all about werechairs. Experience the rich upholstery, flowing through your veins. Lure unsuspecting folk to their deaths with hollow promises of soft cushions and generous armrests.
Sexy thieves guild armour… for him
Who said girls get all the skimpy armour? This leather ensemble will totally turn heads at the next Guild meetup.