The Golf Shot Thread

bradbear117 said:
I hate golf. The best thing about golf is the golf carts, the club house bar is a close second.

A few of my friends play golf and I constantly rip them off for it. Its good for business apparently, all the fat business men like it and all kinds of deals are made on the fairways. Like wife swaps and mid life crisis coke binges. Is this true?
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wow dude...lol

We do business at the bar afterwards yes, but i mainly do it to improve my game and best my handicap. As for the wife swopping are your friends wives hot and do they need another team player?
 
bradbear117 said:
I hate golf. The best thing about golf is the golf carts, the club house bar is a close second.

A few of my friends play golf and I constantly rip them off for it. Its good for business apparently, all the fat business men like it and all kinds of deals are made on the fairways. Like wife swaps and mid life crisis coke binges. Is this true?
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This is exactly what Golf is like, just a tripped up drug craze. Before you can sign up to a club you have to be fat and do a pre-determined amount of cocain (Based on your weight to coke ratio).

After the round you usually go to the wife swap room to pick up a middle aged lady to court.
 
Crableg said:
This is exactly what Golf is like, just a tripped up drug craze. Before you can sign up to a club you have to be fat and do a pre-determined amount of cocain (Based on your weight to coke ratio).

After the round you usually go to the wife swap room to pick up a middle aged lady to court.
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hahaha classic answer Craigslist.
 
Golf is an acquired sport... just like lots of others.... I love playing it because it's super difficult. I am not a fat businessman and I do not wife swap. I also do not coke binge regularly

I hate cycling and all cyclists for thinking they can drive in the roads at 30mkh next to each other so that you cannot pass. If it was a car, I would hoot the fucker off the road.

I also think cricket is the most boring sport in existence.
 
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